Often a post entitled "The Birds" would conjure many Hitchcock-hued images as seen here, or perhaps the foul fears of avian flew. But this week will be filled with more pleasant fowel. Wonderful, magical birds that have been chosen and prepared in a variety of ways. Some will be basted and baked, while others are injected and fried.
But some of the most delectable birds will be wearing other birds this season. I give you...a meat among meats. Many have attempted such collabortion (Theta Barnes, and others), but none have succeeded in topping the Turducken-Stuffing wearing a Chicken wrapped in Duck inside a Turkey:
So why are you bringing the Turduken back up?? You're going to upset Justin.
ReplyDeleteJust one minute young man. Have you ever tasted a turduken? If not, how dare you cast aspersions on Theta Barnes! But wait! I get it -- aspersion: "a sprinkling with water, as in baptizing." You and your turdushken. What is a turdushken?
ReplyDeleteAnyway, all this turduken talk is coming mighty close to offending the cook. And that is not a good thing to happen this close to Thanksgiving! Repent and cast aspersion no longer.